Note: In central Queensland, the C.U.B. is referred to by its other name, the D.F.M. (dumb fucking miner).
Need to buy underwear for the pre-teen girl in your life? Girls are so difficult at that age, and how do you teach them the difference between being an empowered women and being a slurry? Never fear - this morning I got my Dennis Ferguson on and lurked around the girls underwear section at my local Target with my cameraphone out.
For your favourite chubby cherub:
But be sure to pick her up a pair of these, just to prepare her for the harsh realities of high school:
Enough with the snark. Some of these knickers had great motivational statements relevant to the young gals of today. For example:
I don’t even know what that means, but it sure sounds empowering.
If your family is pro-abstinence, this snappy yellow and black number is for you!
Otherwise, this might be more appropriate.
Apparently pink frilly cottontails just don’t bring the boys to the yard - or the no harassment zone - like they used to.
