Mum: Do you think signing Sophie up to Lite n Easy would be a good Christmas present? My sister: Uh, NO! Mum: (huffily) Why? She wouldn’t have to worry about cleaning up after herself. My sister: She doesn’t. I do that for her. HAPPILY. It’s a thing we have. That’s a terrible Christmas present. That’s like the time Granny gave Lucas (our brother) girl pyjamas for Christmas. Mum: (still huffy) No, it’s like the time Granny gave your dad 50 metres of glad wrap for his birthday. It’s useful, but you just couldn’t see it at the time. My sister: That glad wrap was shit! It dissolved when you used it in the microwave. Mum: *stony silence*
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Worse than a stocking full of coal.
My sister: Uh, NO!
Mum: (huffily) Why? She wouldn’t have to worry about cleaning up after herself.
My sister: She doesn’t. I do that for her. HAPPILY. It’s a thing we have. That’s a terrible Christmas present. That’s like the time Granny gave Lucas (our brother) girl pyjamas for Christmas.
Mum: (still huffy) No, it’s like the time Granny gave your dad 50 metres of glad wrap for his birthday. It’s useful, but you just couldn’t see it at the time.
My sister: That glad wrap was shit! It dissolved when you used it in the microwave.
Mum: *stony silence*